1st Floor: Pro Shop & Grille

Pro Shop

Get your free tattoo of the club logo. It comes in permanent and impermanent ink. New Monuments caps and visors are available for purchase. For the living room, family room or man cave, there is a poster of Follow the Money to Torrey Pines.

Choko
Sales Associate Choko

We also offer fascinators designed by the Golf Widow for you and your loved ones.

Inquire here about booking an appearance of the Old Man.

Grille

Recognizing the futility of competing with smartphones, the Board has not installed a juke box or engaged live music acts. It nevertheless recognizes its duty to be hospitable, so patrons are invited to hum Erik Satie’s Le Golf (1914).
satie, le golf

The colonel is clothed in “Scotch Tweed” of a violent green. He will be victorious.

His “caddie” follows him carrying the “bags.” The clouds are starstruck.

The “holes” are trembling in fear: The colonel is here! His very presence ensures the coup: His “club” is smashed to bits!

text: Erik Satie (trans: Eleanor Hohman and the Golf Widow)

What’s on the tube

Change the channel.

What’s on tap

Sledgehammer Stout, our inaugural brew, was donated to Sledgehammer Theatre Company (see Community Involvement). Another partnership with Henson Brewing Co – this time a house brew for members – is under consideration.