Front Porch

Welcome to New Monuments Golf Club, a genre-inclusive home of narratives coalescing loosely around one of the most beloved (and loathed) of walks.

New Monuments (est. 2011) is a funhouse/broken mirror version of its brick-mortar-and-green template. Andy Warhol and my maternal grandparents star on a snowy Pennsylvania fairway, a map and scorecard document greed in sunny (and foggy) California, and the 37th President of the United States has a meltdown in the Sonoran Desert.

Our featured course is a future fairway: The Open

Look around. Spend the night. We are open 24/7. Join other supporters on the membership roll here by making a donation in any amount. I promise upgrades until my expiration date.

Play away!

The Old Man

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