The Nittany Lion (the Founder’s 3-wood has a Penn State Nittany Lion headcover) did not follow the game plan at MCAS Miramar Memorial yesterday. Instead of nailing Top-Flites down the fairway, the club muffed shots three yards and a cloud of dust. In the photo, the Nittany Lion’s teammates Mike and Neil block downfield.

Full disclosure: The Founder was not a member of the university golf team while in the German Department’s Master’s degree program (for one semester in 1988); the headcover was found this summer in the used bin of a Golf Mart in San Diego.