New Monuments Golf Club is a self-guided venue, but the Old Man and Golf Widow will curate virtually upon request. They are also available for in-person private and public engagements. Contact the Office about booking a tee time.

Program
Introduction to New Monuments Golf Club
a) electronic book
b) metafiction
c) game v. reverie
d) cabinet of curiosities (Wunderschrank)

Part I: Historical-Pastoral-Comical of View of Enstone, Chipping Norton, Oxfordshire, U.K.
Part II: Pastoral-Comical of Monster Links

Intermission

Part III: Tragical-Historical of Follow the Money to Torrey Pines
Part IV: Golf Widow reads Crashing the Masters
Part V: Tragical-Historical-Pastoral of «The Heights»

Conclusion: Q & A

Selected Scores
Ace
Roland Barthes
Gustave Flaubert
Franz Kafka
New Monuments Golf Club
William Shakespeare
Robert Smithson
The Wooster Group

Eagle
Gaston Bachelard
Jacques Derrida
Annie Dillard
Gob Squad
Edgar Allan Poe
Andy Warhol
Allen S. Weiss

Birdie
Edward Abbey
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Charles «Teenie» Harris
James Joyce
Simon Patterson
Cyril Phillips
David Foster Wallace

Par
Tom Doak
Jeff Koons
L. G. Molyneaux
James Thurber

Bogie
C. H. W. d’Artillac Brill
Elizabeth W. Champney

Program Prep (minimums)
The Apartment (2019), Tega Brain and Sam Lavigne, 10 minutes
New Monuments Golf Club, 45 minutes