Mike¹ was disclined to show his fanbase what his camera phone saw on March 17, 2024. Its output was not Bandon golfscapes. Rather, the exact points in time and space of a few swings, as registered on his scorecard, an abnormal sequence of off-the-charts-superlative shotshaping, and in his device’s GPS timestamp media files, forced him to conclude on the spot (to himself) that he had been abducted, a speculation justified by subsequent events.

Rev. September 14, 2026