VISUAL ARTIST

job descriptions:

1) mashup Shinnecock Hills Golf Club (NY) icons in the style of Roy Lichtenstein for Unentitled (Shinnecock Hills, 1979-81).

2) design scrolling panorama (sample) for Walter Mitty Flyover.

3) paint a picture for The Pardon Tour.

SOUND ARTIST

job descriptions:

1) compose tracks based on our tracks (courses).

2) contribute performance of Erik Satie’s Le Golf to the Grille.

ACTOR

job description: record readings for audio archive Reading New Monuments.

FASHION DESIGNER

job description: create New Monuments clothing line.

VINTAGE VIDEO HOARDER

job description: find or donate footage.

ORRERY MAKER

job description: make orrery to Old Man’s specifications.

FILMMAKER

job description: shoot New Monuments film modeled after Russian Ark (2002), dir. Alexander Sokurov, or a New Monument film adaptation of Rube Goldberg’s “Artist and Writers Golf Association” (1937/48).

Qualified candidates should contact the Office.

The Old Man and Golf Widow are available for public engagements. Wearing various hats (writers, analysands, salespeople, sports color commentators, etc.), they take you on a multimedia tour of New Monuments.

The Program

Introduction: The Historical-Pastoral
Part I: Reading
Part II: The Pastoral-Comical
Part III: Reading

Intermission/Musical Interlude (selections from New Monuments Playlists)

Part IV: The Tragical-Historical
Part V: Reading
Part VI: The Tragical-Comical-Historical-Pastoral
Part VII: Reading
Part VIII: Future Fairways
Conclusion: Q & A with Audience

We are also available for a curated (advance notice required) round or a casual (no charge) one.