Plaintiff
G.

Institute Reporter
Mike G.

Vexatious Human Souls
A. and Z.

Commonwealth Court Judge
Ghost of Hon. Jim F.

Assistant Devils
Carrie M., aka The Wig, aka Carrie-Who?
Lorena O., aka The Spider, aka I-Am-Hiding-In-My-Little-Office-Lair Lorena.
Ryan W., aka Howdy Doody Ryan, aka Two-Faced-Spineless-Twerp Ryan, aka Smartest-Dork-In-Santee Ryan.
Jeff G., aka Sunny-Shady Jeff.
Cathy M., aka Smiling-Phony Cathy.
Brandon H., aka Smug Brandon, aka Fair-Weather Brandon.
José R., aka Fair-Weather José.
Josette Doe, Fair-Weather Josette.
Rita R., aka Fair-Weather Rita.

Plaintiff’s Counsel
Dr. jur. Daniel S.

Trial Counsel for Basic Devils
Lorena O. and Ryan W. for Latrodectus, Hesperus, Howdy & Duty.

Witness
Laura R.

Institute’s Basic Devils
Adela M.
Angela P.
Armando P.
Blair P., aka HR Paper Pusher.
Charles B., aka Who-Retired? Charles.
Elizabeth N.
Gulzara S.
Hayden H.
Kim M.
Melica N.
Michelle Doe
Nina B.
Tabitha L.
Ximena R.

Higher Institute’s Basic Devils
Jonathan Doe, aka Fair-Weather Jonathan.
Michael H., aka The Actor.
Scott B., aka Fair-Weather Scott.

Appellate Counsel for Basic Devils
Brandon H., José R., Josette Doe and Rita R. for Janus, Judas, Scheiss & Schweinsteiger.