Who signed for a meteor rejector?
The signature on the delivery receipt is unintelligible. We were ready to return the meteor rejector, when someone had the bright idea to keep it. While the Board investigates its potential use to members, the meteor rejector, which is bigger than a bread box, is to be left alone. Bulletin: Because the meteor rejector may eventually save the planet, the Board has decided to keep it. The new possession is unlikely to draw the attention of defense departments around the world until annihilation comes knocking, so its presence should not interfere with normal operations. Non-member earthlings...
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